I’d blow him.Tumblr (3.0; @fycaptainsig)http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/<p>y’all wanna run this shit cause i’m faaaar too adhd addled </p> <p>seriously ppl lemme know</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/48871118567http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/48871118567Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:51:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jvvx5Tuj1rr30loo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jvvx5Tuj1rr30loo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jvvx5Tuj1rr30loo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shelbyalynnh.tumblr.com/post/27751244056/my-mom-and-aunt-went-to-see-captin-sig-today-and">shelbyalynnh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My mom and Aunt went to see Captin Sig today and he autographed my mom’s boob. Oh my god I am so embarrassed. Lol, I would so do this though.</p> </blockquote> <p>Your mother is a champion and I admire her.</p> <p>That hideous bear in the bg of the first pic is terrifying tho.</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/27762621491http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/27762621491Sun, 22 Jul 2012 10:12:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7g72d7Nac1qjfil0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7g72d7Nac1qjfil0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>gurl please</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/27695907672http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/27695907672Sat, 21 Jul 2012 09:57:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomthoughthouse.tumblr.com/post/26790997667/i-read-a-post-that-said">randomthoughthouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sig hansen from the Northwestern looks like Johnny Depp. Now I have a lot of respect for both men and they are attractive in their own respective ways. But how in the hell does this:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v4zm8bo41qiwlfv.jpg"/></p> <p>look like this:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v5aruytI1qiwlfv.jpg"/></p> <p>I’m like:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v6lbKFy11qiwlfv.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>he looks like johnny depp after about 500 vodka cokes and 50 cartons of GPCs</p> <p>aka</p> <p>sig hansen is way hotter than johnny depp&#8217;s stupid rat lookin&#8217; ass</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/26792275442http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/26792275442Sun, 08 Jul 2012 19:22:53 -0400hell naw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m634b3sQMZ1qjfil0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m634b3sQMZ1qjfil0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wwwscanlan.tumblr.com/post/25730737533/happy-sig">wwwscanlan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Happy Sig</p> </blockquote> <p>ghfngjfnfmfm,dgn</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25768408917http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25768408917Sun, 24 Jun 2012 02:37:05 -0400sig hansenomg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5twokvBnG1qcp4q1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5twokvBnG1qcp4q1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5twokvBnG1qcp4q1o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5twokvBnG1qcp4q1o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Sig: ”It’s good fishing. It’s great fishing. It’s fantastic fishing, it’s PHENOMENAL fishing… It’s Fucking Awesome fishing.”</p> </blockquote>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25417030922http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25417030922Tue, 19 Jun 2012 01:05:01 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ppuxZdH71r2i3r6.jpg"/></p> <p>omg people.</p> <p>go for it.</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25229037254http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25229037254Sat, 16 Jun 2012 11:41:09 -0400sig hansendeadliest catchmemessubmission<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bvwQbGS-txk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Sig you cray-cray.</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25222958613http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25222958613Sat, 16 Jun 2012 09:15:57 -0400me love you long timevideossig hansenjake anderson<p>AWWWW well thanks, bb. (I’m still begging for submissions btw.)</p> <p><img height="220" src="http://i999.photobucket.com/albums/af119/harryhanover/tumblr_ls9qt3lMjR1qcp4q1o1_500.png" width="380"/></p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25222279342http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25222279342Sat, 16 Jun 2012 08:54:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oaxj2iTr1qjfil0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ok I’m a shitty mod but LOOK AT HIM AWWW</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25174619430http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/25174619430Fri, 15 Jun 2012 15:39:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrvrbFHSS1qauamwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello, ladies.</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24818824754http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24818824754Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:17:15 -0400sig hansenlol watreblogging some old shit for now<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3922n973j1qcp4q1o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3922n973j1qcp4q1o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24780885383http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24780885383Sat, 09 Jun 2012 20:54:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5acukYSgG1ry4seko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Deal with it.</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24666151716http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24666151716Fri, 08 Jun 2012 02:32:43 -0400sig hansengq motherfucker<p>I made this blog because Sig deserves his own fucking tumblr.</p> <p>I am actively calling for SUBMISSIONS to get this thing cranking. Pictures, quotes, videos, your awful fanart, <strike>your deepest darkest sexual fantasies</strike> involving our favorite psychotic Norwegian crab skipper.</p> <p>I&#8217;m serious. I&#8217;m lazy as hell and want to outsource my good work to the DC tumblr community as much as possible, so fire away!</p> <p>Love,</p> <p>Mod.</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24664063233http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24664063233Fri, 08 Jun 2012 01:36:38 -0400deadliest catchsig hansennorthwestern<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a98nXyRV1ry4seko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>uhhh</p> <p>…FIRST POST</p>http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24663118066http://fycaptainsig.tumblr.com/post/24663118066Fri, 08 Jun 2012 01:14:47 -0400it's called going sea gayTONIGHT ... YOU.run Jakesig hansendeadliest catchi have the weirdest boner right now